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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via orgasmic-humor)

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iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

#WHY BROTHER [x]
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awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

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taylenjadee:

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

Yah

(via thefuuuucomics)

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via thefuuuucomics)

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